South Australian Department For Education ‘Education Director’ Paul Newman is a moron-a-virus. He is known as the NastyNewman strain.
A moronavirus is a small infectious agent that replicates inside a government agency. Viruses like this can infect all kinds of employment histories under it, from principals and deputies to teachers, SSOs and their partners. Under certain circumstances it also contaminates the surrounding community and other government agencies it comes into contact with.
Most moronaviruses aren’t dangerous and don’t have a lasting effect.
But in early 2000s a new strain was identified in South Australia: we call it ‘NastyNewman’. Studies show this aggressive strain can be fatal to your career.
The outbreak quickly spread round the schools Paul Newman visited.
NastyNewman multiplies the same way other moronaviruses do: through person-to-person contact but mostly it infects your career in the background, hidden behind the scenes where you can’t see it easily.
NastyNewman often lies, undetected for years.
Common Symptoms of Moronavirus-the NastyNewman variant.
Symptoms can show up anywhere from 2 months to 14 years after exposure. Early on, they’re a lot like the reaction to the common bullying boss: including overwork, emails ignored, low-level bullying, being shouted at, fake performance management and sometimes being given the worst class in the school.
In most cases, you won’t know whether you have a Moronavirus or a different basic South Australian Department For Education bullying bacteria cultivated under Rick Persse.
Infections can range from mild to serious. The NastyNewman variant can turn deadly if it leads to full blown career-rape.
Those most at risk of employment-death are the elderly and people with weakened abilities to stand up for themselves. The NastyNewman thrives on hosts like this.
Where can I get treatment?
Chief Executive Rick Persse has made sure no-one in the South Australian Department for Education is going to help you. You’re on your own if you seek help within: not the unEthical Conduct Unit, not Human Resources, not Newman’s boss Anne Millard.
Their job is to protect and support the NastyNewman at all costs.
Sometimes the unEthical Conduct Unit and Human Resources will actually infect you with other nasties you didn’t have before you came into contact with them.
The Department For Education don’t care how much money they waste (because it’s not their personal money) or how much you spend fighting the disease.
People like Rick Persse are carriers so its in their interest for Paul Newman to poison others.
A contaminated person is like a cockroach to them, you are expendable hosts.
You will be left to die a slow horrible employment-death unless you learn how to protect yourself from the NastyNewman virus and resulting career-rape.
Can NastyNewman be stopped?
There is currently no vaccine licensed in Australia to protect teachers and staff from people like Education Director Paul Newman.
Even leaving the dysfunctional and toxic South Australian Department For Education completely does not guarantee you will be free of NastyNewman infection moving forward into your new job.
As a preventative measure however the threat of legal action is one of your best defenses. But you must follow through if and when required for it to be effective.
Contamination carriers like Rick Persse don’t like legal cases as they threaten to kill his virus. Public exposure is one of the weapons we can use to eliminate viruses like the NastyNewman.
Here is Rick complaining about them in his South Australian Employment Tribunal transcript against Ferg Ferguson:
RP: “that’s why we need a record and heaven forbid that we end up in court.”
*See the end of this blog post for legal help
Blogs also help to inform others of the public health risk known as the NastyNewman moronavirus. They assist the public in controlling the spread of the disease.
Governments can’t control the information on blogs and it damages their fragile egos. Here’s Rick Persse whining about South Australia’s new army of whistle-blowing blogs in Ferg’s transcript:
FF: And apart from my complaint about Paul Newman, have you had any other complaints about Paul Newman?
RP: Well, not every complaint would come to me, Mr Ferguson, but I mean I’m aware of the website that exists that is an anonymous website that makes a whole pile of allegations about Mr Newman.
FF: I’m not talking about a website. I’m talking about what you know of because my complaint has obviously come here.
How do I protect myself?
When living in or traveling to a region where the NastyNewman moronavirus is present, there are a number of ways to protect yourself while he is raping your career you behind your back.
Avoid contact with anyone you believe is infected by NastyNewman
The first line of defense is this:
Mask up: Dress in protective clothing and avoid shaking hands with anybody who is Paul Newman’s friend or colleague.
This should go without saying, but in particular avoid their bodily fluids.
And should you need to go near someone infected by NastyNewman you need to be wearing protective gear, including a face mask and gloves.
If You Suspect a Work Colleague – quarantine is the answer
If you have a family member or work colleague that might have been exposed to NastyNewman, then that person must be isolated from everyone else. Extended leave may be required.
Ensure Proper Cleaning
Disinfect any potentially infected areas
Clean up: It’s important to disinfect all items Paul Newman has touched.
The Education Union says any areas an infected person could have had contact with – like classrooms or meeting rooms or government vehicles – should also be disinfected.
Keeping People Away
If school doesn’t want you to scare people with your new protective clothing
you will have to resort to the following.
While in an area affected by NastyNewman, it is important to avoid:
- As much as possible all contact with Paul Newman himself. This means physical contact as well as being nearby him due to the airborne nature of his infection of your career.
- Contact with blood and body fluids (such as saliva, sweaty hands, vomit, oral diarrhea) of anyone infected by him: principals, deputies, counselors or any others who openly stroke him and his ego to get employment favors.
- Items that may have come in contact with a Newman friend whose infected blood or body fluids (such as clothes, work books, textas, staplers, staff room chairs, whiteboards in the principal’s office, car keys, and shared school computers) will harm you too if you come into contact with them.
- Always have plenty of hand sanitizer with you and antibacterial wipes.
Wash your hands
Stay clean: The Union recommends you should always keep your hands clean.
Use rubber gloves if you can.
After touching Paul Newman you should wash your hands thoroughly with warm water and soap. Alcohol-based hand sanitizers can be used as an alternative.
- You should also keep other supplies on hand, including:
- Strong garbage bags
- Bleach, to wipe off the bullshit
- A change of clothes
- Vomit bags
- A newly updated resume
- Electrolyte solution
- A friend who can be your independent observer if Newman calls a meeting you weren’t prepared for (a favorite trick of his)
- Extra food and water
- If you have no one available, take your smartphone and instruct Newman you will be recording the meeting because you have no one there to verify what is said (because he’ll lie about it later)
- Disposable pens
- References from people Newman hasn’t poisoned already
- Medicines, such as fever and pain medication, anti-oral-diarrhea, and cough medicine
- A handy list of legal assistance numbers and web site addresses
See your GP if symptoms persist for a Work Cover certificate
Which leads us to this, your last line of defense, not only against the NastyNewman but other viruses like him:
MOST IMPORTANT DEFENSE: NEVER ADMIT TO ANYTHING UNTIL YOU’VE SPOKEN TO A LAWYER.
Here is some advice from the Department For Education released under Freedom Of Information about what you can record legally in meetings.
We all know Nicholas Papadopoulos secretly recorded staff and kids while working as the counsellor in Ernabella school on the APY Lands. One law for some, another law for others it seems.
Click on photo to read it clearly:
Record every meeting (in full view, not secretly like Nicholas Papadopoulos)
Sign nothing without legal advice
Very minimal use of your government email
Maximum use of Freedom Of Information requests
Never have a meeting without someone there to support you and write down independent notes of what was said by who.
Use sick days if you need to disinfect yourself, collect your evidence together or call your lawyer in private.
Know the warning signs
Get to a lawyer: Staff in the South Australian Department For Education are being trained in how to ruin your career with an outbreak of NastyNewman’s lies.
A funny look, sudden change of timetable, people in your classroom constantly, being ignored or an itchy stress rash might indicate you have been career-raped by Paul Newman or his cronies.
Know what to do
If you think someone has been infected, or if you think you might have been infected, the best thing to do is isolate yourself and call legal help immediately.
Do not touch Paul Newman and try not to email him
Avoid anyone who professes their love for Paul Newman
Avoid attending meetings with only Paul Newman and his friends
Treat injuries to your career with legal help
Are you confident Rick Persse and his friends in the South Australian Government are doing all they can to protect us from the NastyNewman moron-a-virus?
No, neither are we.
So here is a list of free legal help you should call with links and pictures. Click on the pictures to make them bigger:
Information Unit
The Information Unit is staffed from 8.15am to 5pm on Mondays, and 10.30am to 5.00pm, Tuesday to Friday.
For advice and assistance please phone 8172 6300 or email info@aeusa.asn.au
https://www.justicenet.org.au/about-us/contact-details
JusticeNet SA
Main Office – Pro Bono Connect
Post: Ligertwood Building, North Terrace, The University of Adelaide, Adelaide SA 5005
Phone: (08) 8313 5005
Important announcement: Due to funding constraints, from Tuesday 18 June 2019 JusticeNet’s Pro Bono Referral Service will no longer take telephone enquiries for pro bono legal assistance.
Fax: (08) 8313 0223
Email: admin@justicenet.org.au
JusticeNet does not provide a face-to-face service for clients at this office. If you need legal help, please contact us by phone or email. You can also visit our Get Help page for information about our legal services.
https://law.adelaide.edu.au/free-legal-clinics
Free Legal Clinics
The Adelaide Law School encourages students to get involved in a number of free legal advice services that have been set up to assist the most vulnerable and underprivileged members of the community through its Free Legal Clinic program. At all of our services, students are supervised by experienced lawyers.
https://lsc.sa.gov.au/cb_pages/legal_advice.php
https://lsc.sa.gov.au/FreeLegalHelp
Community Legal Centres SA – Free legal help for all South Australians
Legal Services Commission of South Australia: Legal Help for all South Australians
Free Legal Advice
- Telephone Advice Service
- Legal Advice Appointment Service
- Legal Chat Service
- 24Legal
- Free Legal Help Easy Read GuideLegal Help Line (Telephone Advice)
TELEPHONE 1300 366 424
Monday to Friday
9.00am – 4.30pm
Telephone legal advice is available for preliminary information, advice and referrals. Advice is usually restricted to a client’s basic legal rights and obligations about a particular situation. If the problem is too complex or too lengthy for a phone call, the client will be offered an appointment at a Commission office or referred to other sources of assistance.
Country callers from within South Australia can use the Legal Help Line to contact the Adelaide office for the cost of a local call. For clients unable to attend an appointment in person, a telephone advice appointment can be booked and any relevant documents can be emailed or faxed to us.
*Please note that our Legal Helpline is for the cost of a local call (excluding mobiles) if calling from within South Australia. If calling from interstate please dial 08 8111 5555.
https://unisa.edu.au/Campus-Facilities/community-clinics/Legal-Advice-Clinic/
Providing free, confidential legal advice to members of the South Australian community.
Based at UniSA’s City West campus, the Legal Advice Clinic provides advice on a range of matters including criminal, family, debt claims, car accidents, tenancy, and neighbourhood disputes.
Staffed by law students, you will be offered free legal advice under the supervision of qualified legal practitioners.
Trained in professional conduct, Clinic staff are courteous, respectful and professional at all times. Client information and enquiries are kept confidential.
The Clinic offers three free legal advice services located at UniSA City West campus, Port Adelaide Magistrates Court and Elizabeth Magistrates Court.
Appointments at our UniSA City West campus location are essential.